The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
THIS INSTAGRAM OH MY GOD
There’s a man that understands his readership.
The master of sass.
The Council of Elrond: A summary
I had an interview the other day in Germany where the interviewer was like, “I heard some recordings of you when you were fourteen and your voice sounds so different. Why have you changed so much?” And I was like, “My balls have dropped.”
John Green reads old report cards.
i thINK I JUST PEED MYSELF